Bughakwap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful mouse.

Bughakwap created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bughakwap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bughakwap, he will remove you from existence.

Bughakwap's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bughakwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.