Gungesswat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever finch.

Gungesswat created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gungesswat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gungesswat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gungesswat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gungesswat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Never mention rats.