Rulltikarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, smart coyote.

Rulltikarp created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltikarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulltikarp, it will not invite you to parties.

Rulltikarp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rulltikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Do not place turnips upon stone.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Hide if six doves approach from the south.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.