Himfonnel is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest badger.

Himfonnel created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Himfonnel, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Himfonnel, it will cry a lot.

Himfonnel's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Himfonnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

3. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Himfonnel in the centre of the settlement.