Megraghamdotcud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise crab.

Megraghamdotcud created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Megraghamdotcud, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megraghamdotcud, it will ignore you.

Megraghamdotcud's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Megraghamdotcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Put Megraghamdotcud first in all things.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.