Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive mink.

Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fligrilbotjat Rangampakgebrowsakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.