Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sage horse.

Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit, she will turn you into a frog.

Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Riplabcipvonk Riparnhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never talk about special relativity near whales while wearing gray boots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.