Bamhundogwit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome mongoose.

Bamhundogwit created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bamhundogwit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamhundogwit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bamhundogwit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bamhundogwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear shorts marked with black.