Cetstiglak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy deer.

Cetstiglak created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetstiglak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cetstiglak, she will make you grow a tail.

Cetstiglak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cetstiglak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never feed lots of figs to frogs while wearing magenta boots.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cetstiglak in the centre of the settlement.