Cussfadshav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish swan.

Cussfadshav created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfadshav, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussfadshav, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cussfadshav's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cussfadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.