Gupdibhen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil lizard.

Gupdibhen created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdibhen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gupdibhen, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupdibhen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gupdibhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear cyan.