Ragcussken is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional fish.

Ragcussken created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcussken, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragcussken, it will turn you into a goat.

Ragcussken's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Ragcussken's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.