Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, resourceful scorpion.

Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid, he will turn you into a slug.

Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Poppinflowhinarmlak Quattagflisratmid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Never play with disobedient children.