Bungesslop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring newt.

Bungesslop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungesslop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bungesslop, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bungesslop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bungesslop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bungesslop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.