Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring tapir.

Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pigbegbam Kabfaghun Dudbassrullegrakmifbedmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.