Pigtofrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing crocodile.

Pigtofrutt created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtofrutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigtofrutt, he will turn you into a dog.

Pigtofrutt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pigtofrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pigtofrutt.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pigtofrutt loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.