Natgatrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, capable wyrm.

Natgatrul created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natgatrul, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natgatrul, it will turn you into a tree.

Natgatrul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Natgatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not resist order.