Waddubkik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful bee.

Waddubkik created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddubkik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Waddubkik, it will be very sad.

Waddubkik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Waddubkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mention monkeys.