Dungovsug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish alligator.

Dungovsug created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dungovsug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dungovsug, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dungovsug's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dungovsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never cross forests at dusk.

4. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing turquoise skirts.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.