Vanbumnul is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring goblin.

Vanbumnul created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vanbumnul, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vanbumnul, she will turn you into a worm.

Vanbumnul's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vanbumnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never prepare pineapples during spring.