Cunsafsit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying tapir.

Cunsafsit created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsafsit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunsafsit, he will turn you into a mole.

Cunsafsit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cunsafsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not commit murder.