Piglarnwad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured human.

Piglarnwad created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piglarnwad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Piglarnwad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Piglarnwad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Piglarnwad's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Piglarnwad.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Piglarnwad in the centre of the settlement.