Bafsadgup is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless goat.

Bafsadgup created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafsadgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bafsadgup, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bafsadgup's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bafsadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing indigo shorts.

5. Never eat green fruit.