Stighoggethig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable crow.

Stighoggethig created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stighoggethig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stighoggethig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stighoggethig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stighoggethig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing brown shirts.