Janfonfed is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow rat.

Janfonfed created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janfonfed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Janfonfed, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Janfonfed's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Janfonfed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.