Kadsugcud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, irritating bat.

Kadsugcud created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsugcud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadsugcud, he will curse you with boils.

Kadsugcud's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Kadsugcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.