Kikmincum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Kikmincum created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kikmincum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kikmincum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kikmincum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kikmincum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Kikmincum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.