Bommobfag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating shrew.

Bommobfag created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bommobfag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bommobfag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bommobfag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bommobfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bommobfag on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.