Litnelnib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing spider.

Litnelnib created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Litnelnib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litnelnib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Litnelnib's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Litnelnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.