Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical gorilla.

Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem, he will think nothing of it.

Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Negpakrill Pidsomtabdotxinbestgedcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.