Pitnutwab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive dugong.

Pitnutwab created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitnutwab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitnutwab, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pitnutwab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Pitnutwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

3. Never wear violet rings.

4. Put Pitnutwab first in all things.

5. Never wear dresses.