Higgubbimzen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured cat.

Higgubbimzen created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higgubbimzen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Higgubbimzen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Higgubbimzen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Higgubbimzen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Higgubbimzen.

2. Never paint your neck fawn.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.