Arfrulldodlarpsag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless wombat.

Arfrulldodlarpsag created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfrulldodlarpsag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arfrulldodlarpsag, she will manifest in front of you.

Arfrulldodlarpsag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arfrulldodlarpsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat corn.