Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish centipede.

Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Ripnilmutgabfarnhigcab.