Fudxengid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental crane.

Fudxengid created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudxengid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudxengid, he will make you grow a tail.

Fudxengid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fudxengid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide from brown sharks for they are unholy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Do not resist chaos.