Bafbigbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever dragonfly.

Bafbigbap created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbigbap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafbigbap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bafbigbap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bafbigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Bafbigbap.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.