Zigbaffud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical jackal.

Zigbaffud created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbaffud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigbaffud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zigbaffud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zigbaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zigbaffud first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect six copper sculptures of Zigbaffud on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shave your arms.