Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet pig.

Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod, it will turn you into a snail.

Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never feed onions to whales while wearing shorts.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not take Wipnigvancedkapruttdobbod's name in vain.