Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pangbisscuss Yarfaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not record signs concerning comets.