Cattadcud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet faun.

Cattadcud created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattadcud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cattadcud, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cattadcud's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cattadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing gray kilts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cattadcud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear orange.