Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome human.

Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bedjenkambadpodlisttarp on top of all buildings.