Wikfubart is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered
finch.
Wikfubart created the cosmos two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikfubart, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Wikfubart, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Wikfubart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Wikfubart's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not record numbers concerning moons.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.