Parklistwadlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental crane.

Parklistwadlog created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Parklistwadlog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Parklistwadlog, she will not care.

Parklistwadlog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Parklistwadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Parklistwadlog's priests.

3. Parklistwadlog loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.