Gudbiglip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm rat.

Gudbiglip created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbiglip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudbiglip, she will turn you into a slug.

Gudbiglip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gudbiglip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gudbiglip.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gudbiglip on top of all buildings.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gudbiglip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing trousers.