Kippadgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless clam.

Kippadgon created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kippadgon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kippadgon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kippadgon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Kippadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place garlic upon stone.

2. Put Kippadgon first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.