Dodwabsug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dodwabsug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodwabsug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodwabsug, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dodwabsug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodwabsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never talk about special relativity near seals while wearing black tights.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Dodwabsug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.