Xendamkin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty elephant.

Xendamkin created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xendamkin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xendamkin, it will turn you into a frog.

Xendamkin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xendamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Never prepare peanuts during spring.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.