Cabfebged is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing aardvark.

Cabfebged created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfebged, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabfebged, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cabfebged's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cabfebged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cabfebged in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Fast once a month.