Narljenbessged is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented wren.

Narljenbessged created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narljenbessged, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narljenbessged, he will turn you into a slug.

Narljenbessged's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Narljenbessged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near grasshopers while wearing black shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

5. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.