Kadgilbom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, effective ferret.

Kadgilbom created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadgilbom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kadgilbom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadgilbom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Kadgilbom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never gather four otters in one place.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.