Dubsatfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent hamster.

Dubsatfeb created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubsatfeb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubsatfeb, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dubsatfeb's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dubsatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not sit at crossroads.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. Do not kill frogs.