Honlargbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ill-tempered alligator.

Honlargbet created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Honlargbet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Honlargbet, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Honlargbet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Honlargbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Honlargbet loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.