Wodtambap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying armadillo.

Wodtambap created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtambap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodtambap, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wodtambap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wodtambap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.