Babcamvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, quiet squirrel.

Babcamvonk created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babcamvonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Babcamvonk, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Babcamvonk's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Babcamvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Babcamvonk's priests.

5. Do not take Babcamvonk's name in vain.