Fabbosscip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering parrot.

Fabbosscip created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbosscip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabbosscip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fabbosscip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fabbosscip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.