Dimcubtag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering chinchilla.

Dimcubtag created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dimcubtag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimcubtag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dimcubtag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dimcubtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always share beans with strangers, but never with snakes.