Honhivban is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent raven.

Honhivban created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Honhivban, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honhivban, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Honhivban's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Honhivban's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Honhivban on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed parsnips to geese while wearing brown tights.

4. Run away from mauve capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Never sprint in holy places.