Yokstigaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless gorilla.

Yokstigaf created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yokstigaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokstigaf, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yokstigaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yokstigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed bread to ants while wearing hats.

4. Yokstigaf loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.