Raplargdot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty dryad.

Raplargdot created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Raplargdot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raplargdot, he will turn you into a plant.

Raplargdot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Raplargdot's Holy Commandments

1. Raplargdot loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Never eat bark.