Sogqueegpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, prudent faun.

Sogqueegpog created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogqueegpog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sogqueegpog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sogqueegpog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sogqueegpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sogqueegpog.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.