Xucshavbus is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest chicken.

Xucshavbus created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucshavbus, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xucshavbus, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xucshavbus' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xucshavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Respect your elders.