Negrawyar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing slug.

Negrawyar created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Negrawyar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negrawyar, he will turn you into a slug.

Negrawyar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Negrawyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near sheep.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Negrawyar loves otters, so they must be honoured.