Tinnellwad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced slug.

Tinnellwad created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinnellwad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinnellwad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tinnellwad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tinnellwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing orange stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.