Cebflowlik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful parrot.

Cebflowlik created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebflowlik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cebflowlik, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cebflowlik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cebflowlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Hide if nine otters approach from the north.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never cross rivers at midday.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebflowlik.