Gunbushot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-assured elephant.

Gunbushot created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbushot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gunbushot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gunbushot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gunbushot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat gulls with great respect.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.