Midbunpig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous bird.

Midbunpig created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Midbunpig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midbunpig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Midbunpig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Midbunpig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.