Capbemlig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, staggering hyena.

Capbemlig created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Capbemlig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capbemlig, it will turn you into a duck.

Capbemlig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Capbemlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Never sing near hamsters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.