Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered hamster.

Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet, it will turn you into a slug.

Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cussdutpin Pagveenfotvilfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not sit at crossroads.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.