Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty toad.

Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fidcidtam Sadquatsafcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about dark energy.