Fasgidsak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying tapir.

Fasgidsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgidsak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasgidsak, he will remove you from existence.

Fasgidsak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fasgidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five rats approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing purple jumpers and balancing nine platinum spheres on your head.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not shave your arms.