Bepxucquaf is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, astonishing
zebra.
Bepxucquaf created snails nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bepxucquaf, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Bepxucquaf, she will manifest in front of you.
Bepxucquaf's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Bepxucquaf's Holy Commandments1. Never wear hats.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never feed spinach to mites while wearing scarves.
4. Never write about planets.
5. You must love Bepxucquaf.